A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
"Because that’s where she lives."
I lost it.
ANGRY PIPER IS MY FAVORITE